Just what the Lord of the Rings Trilogy was missing…


I believe somewhere in our job descriptions as ministers it says we must use at least one sermon illustration from The Lord of the Rings, The Chronicles of Narnia, Facing the Giants, Fireproof, and Soul Surfer.  I am have succeeded in this area with LOTR and Narnia, I haven’t seen Soul Surfer yet, I don’t believe I have ever done one for Fireproof so I better get crackin’ and as for Facing the Giants I am just refusing to do one because the movie was super lame.  Back to the issue at hand I was going through the grocery store the other day and what do I see….yes a glorious 8 pack Pez dispenser kit for the LOTR.  No not some weak LOTR Pez dispenser kit with just Sam and Frodo no way!  You get the privilege… nay the honor of having a fleet of Pez dispensers that represent your favorite LOTR characters.  So I feel it would only be right if we could add some captions to this great product.

Add your caption please!



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9 responses to “Just what the Lord of the Rings Trilogy was missing…

  1. Kyle Metz

    all i have to say is this is the one of the best scenes in any movie ever!

  2. First of all, I don’t know why someone wouldn’t use a reference to LOTR; those movies are awesome. Secondly, I agree with you on Facing the Giants on the side that if you compare it to movies from Hollywood, it’s pretty lame. But when compared to most church cantatas it is the bee’s knees. I did find it funny that one of the best reviews for the movie courageous described it as the “most watchable” of all the movies to come from that director/actor.

    “One PEZ to rule them all”
    “Pez are my preciouses”
    “You shall not pez”

    • Yeah that is not a glowing review when someone says this is the “most watchable” of the directors movies. However totally agree that the movie definitely knocks the socks off of most cantata’s.
      Oh by the way love the captions!!! One Pez to rule them all was my favorite!

  3. Dave, I love LOTR and those PEZ dispensers are awesome. Except Sam looks more like John Lennon than Sam. So with that in mind, here’s my caption: “The Fellowship of the Fab”

  4. I don’t think I could eat candy taken from Gollum’s head.

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